Wade

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You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement? Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s? Not getting the job at McDonald’s.

Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor? The 43rd floor.

Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center? Because its an easy target.

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

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I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of
intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would
someone do that?
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A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 hour ago
Let me guess, you had a "wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!"
moment? :)
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Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo

So, gender equality is the a woman can do anything a man can right? That they should be treated the same? So therefore if she swings on me, I could punch her into the twin towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.