"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"
What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!"
Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"
"What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you."
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."
"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.