GG Miller

This is the Polo Gang.. Just posting corny dad jokes.
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I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.