What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes, mom jokes, and Yo Mama jokes
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them
My dad was a great pilot............. He died in 911
"What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner."
"How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo mama is so ugly she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her
Yo mamma so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it
Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
