GG Miller

"Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." — Meet the Spartans

"Yo mama is so fat she jumped to the air and got stuck

“Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball everyone thought she was pregnant again.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off

Yo mama’s so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.