An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
I have many jokes about unemployed people—sadly none of them work.
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.
![When the funny mental health meme
hits a little too close to home
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Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
"What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" "A meltdown."
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?" "It didn't have the guts."
"How do you make 7 even?" "Take away the s."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."