Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
GG Miller
If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution.
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Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your forehead is so big and shiney it looks like a solar field.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.