GG Miller

What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work

Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one