GG Miller
"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower? Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror