Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
GG Miller
@ggmiller
If you're feeling depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
This background is so good, and I would like to show yall it.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible." "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.