Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
GG Miller
If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
This background is so good, and I would like to show yall it.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible." "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.