GG Miller

Yo momma armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.