No matter how big the jar there is 1 thing that can never fit inside it what is it?
GG Miller
What is heavy forward but not backward?
What can you catch but not throw?
Roses are red violets are blue keep being you let no 1 discourage you
Not all roses are red not all violets are blue if you're reading this God loves you
Roses are red violets are blue oh shit I have nothing to say to you
Roses are red violets are blue if you play fortnite then r.i.p you
Roses are red violets are blue most of your jokes are stolen is not original to you
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
POV: your sitting here waiting for a good joke, i wait unfulfilled
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it sum ting Wong
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.