GG Miller

This is the Polo Gang.. Just posting corny dad jokes.

Registered on 12/16/2022 · 50 followers · Last active 17 days ago

What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible." "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.

(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I thought shrek was ugly, until I saw you

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?