You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia Here's hoping you do too.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl? The emo girl still bleeds.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says Cutadoodledo!.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What would you rather be emo or handicapped? Trick question emo is a handycap.
Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!