GG Miller

This is the Polo Gang.. Just posting corny dad jokes.
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"What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.

Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

Because Jill's real name was Randy.

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

So we stopped playing chess.