Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
jack and jill went up the hill jack fell down his *ss was bound, and jill continued up the hill jack came back and beat jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said "you know you wanna"
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress they had some fun
But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your forehead is so big and shiney it looks like a solar field.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.