CrackedRuby_alt

@crackedrubyalt

✞✞༒꧂༒☬×~♦💔🥀I'm a 17 yr boy that plays football and I go through probably the worst shit ever would go through in ur life but besides that I'm always here to talk to if u ever need it....🥀💔♦~×☬༒꧂༒✞✞

Registered on 12/8/2023 · 9 followers · Last active 1 year ago

Bro

1 view · CrackedRuby_alt · 1 year ago

💀

Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants with a big water cooler on his head is the reaction image for the phrase "how I look at bro in the urinal when he says 'when there's rain there's thunder!' and fucking shits himself."

Twitter

10 views · CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Frfr

Pokemon

18 views · CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Hold upp

The image shows two pairs of images side by side. On the left top panel is the image of a green bellsprout from the Pokemon anime and below it a picture of Master Oogway, the turtle from the movie Kung Fu Panda. The right side top panel displays a picture of a pink lickylicky Pokemon and below it a picture of Master Oogway. The text above the bellsprout reads "JAMES' POKEMON" and above lickylicky reads "JESSIE'S POKEMON". The text under the Oogway images states: "THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS." - Master Oogway

Florida Man

31 views · CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

Cigarette

14 views · CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Welp

A three-panel cartoon shows a man being threatened by a robber, who is smoking, who says 'Ya know, cigarettes are gonna kill you someday'. The man replies 'Ya, sure, whatever pal'. In the final panel, the man is being chased by armed cigarettes and a match.

Emergency

15 views · CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Welp

A four-panel cartoon shows a pink man with a paper cut on his arm. He looks alarmed. In the next panel he stands next to a box that says "In case of emergency break glass". In the third panel he punches the glass to break it. In the last panel he stands with a heavily bleeding arm next to the broken box.

Furry

30 views · CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

TIME TO KILL FURRYS MUHAHAHAHA

A fake enhanced furry hunting license with an ID number, class, document, issue and expiration date.