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🕯Yizkor🕯 Remember those who died fighting for your life and freedom If you got nothing good to say, don't say shit #WeAreCharlie Blerp . . Life's a bitch. Don't mean you gotta treat it like one -me Y’all my slaying besties here be charlie, Lily, rui, jomoki, mal, daddy blachy, efan, and don’t call me gay for this cuz im not happy with my life

Registered on 7/17/2024 · 43 followers · Last active 16 minutes ago

Sauce

118 views · Cosmo idk · 1 month ago

A photograph showing a small printed note stuck onto a notebook or calendar page. The text on the note reads: "The three hardest things to say are: 1. I was wrong 2. I need help 3. Worcestershire Sauce". In the lower left area, a calendar for March and June 2023 is partially visible.

Governor

130 views · Cosmo idk · 3 months ago

A satirical news article screenshot featuring Governor Tim Walz. He is photoshopped to look like a groundhog emerging from a hole in a snowbank in front of the gated Governor's Mansion. The headline says 'Tim Walz Emerges From Den To Declare 6 More Weeks Of Rioting And Fraud'. The date is Feb 2, 2026.

Skyscraper

75 views · Cosmo idk · 3 months ago

A satirical news article snippet featuring a photo of famous climber Alex Honnold reaching the top of a building. The headline reads "Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along". The text mentions he spent an hour and a half climbing the Taipei 101 skyscraper.

Nicolas Maduro

251 views · Cosmo idk · 4 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical news article featuring a picture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro giving a thumbs up in front of an American flag. The headline reads 'Maduro Now Polling As Most Popular Democrat'. The date is January 7, 2026, and the lead text mentions the 2028 presidential race taking a turn following events in Venezuela.

Character

74 views · Cosmo idk · 4 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical news article. The headline reads, "Somalis Demand Americans Stop Judging Them By The Content Of Their Character". Below the headline, a photo shows a group of Somali people, including children and women in hijabs, standing behind a man at a podium who is speaking into a microphone. The subtext indicates the event took place in Minneapolis, MN, on January 9, 2026.

Satire

386 views · Cosmo idk · 4 months ago

A satirical news article screenshot. The main image shows Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro being escorted by two soldiers in tactical gear; one soldier has a DEA patch visible. The headline reads 'Classic: Trump Has Delta Force Operators Tell Maduro "You're Fired"' with the date Jan 3, 2026. The subtext mentions Trump ordering the capture and the use of his signature catchphrase.

Outfit

218 views · Cosmo idk · 4 months ago

A digital screenshot of a satirical news article titled 'Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid's Tale Outfits, Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab'. The image shows Peggy Flanagan wearing a black hijab and holding a microphone, standing next to a man and Congresswoman Ilhan Omar. The date on the article is Dec 31, 2025.

Supermarket

154 views · Cosmo idk · 4 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical online news article. The image shows an older woman wearing a dark head covering (hijab), holding her forehead in distress while standing in the refrigerated aisle of a supermarket. The headline reads: "Tragic: Mamdani's Auntie Slightly Uncomfortable At Supermarket After Australian Terror Attack." The article excerpt mentions the New York City Mayor-elect Zohr.

Governor

339 views · Cosmo idk · 4 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical news article dated December 4, 2025. The headline reads "Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People." The image shows Minnesota Governor Tim Walz speaking at a microphone in what appears to be a kitchen or industrial background. The caption text mentions national outrage regarding Somali immigrants in Minneapolis.

Donald Trump

181 views · Cosmo idk · 4 months ago

A satirical news post featuring a photo of a smiling Donald Trump on the left and an inset photo of a large explosion on the right. The headline reads, "Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas". The subtext reads, "NIGERIA - President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas." The date on the post is listed as Dec 27, 2025.

Tucker Carlson

115 views · Cosmo idk · 4 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical news article titled "Tucker Carlson Interrupts Speech For Evening Prayer To Mecca". The featured image shows Tucker Carlson wearing a white kufi, kneeling on a prayer rug on a stage during an event. The caption mentions Phoenix, AZ and Turning Point's AmFest 2025.

Autism

145 views · Cosmo idk · 4 months ago

A billboard against a purple and pink cloudy sky with text that reads: "THIS IS YOUR SIGN! TELL AN AUTISTIC PERSON 'I LOVE YOU!'" followed by the social media handle "@ALLAROUNDARIELLE".

Protest

68 views · Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

Courtesy of Not the Bee anti-trump protest infiltrators

A group of people are holding protest signs. One sign reads "Socialism Beats Fascism!" Another sign says "People over Politics" and "REPAIR MARCH 2025."

Cybertruck

108 views · Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

The image shows a damaged Tesla Cybertruck with a 'Worst Vehicle' award seal on the right. Text on the image says "2025 Worst Vehicle National Association of Terrorist Car Bombers". Below the image, there is text saying, "Tesla Cybertruck Voted 'Worst Vehicle' By National Association Of Terrorist Car Bombers. Following its poor performance in the attack outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas this week, the Tesla Cybertruck was unanimously voted Worst Vehicle."

Boy

37 views · Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

The image shows a young boy with a green headband and several packages attached to his waist by a string. The text above the boy says "HEZBOLLAH BOYS" and the text below the boy says "THEY BLOW UP SO FAST".

Barbie

48 views · Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

Even Barbie hates the flat back.

A news headline shows that the "Nation's Gays" prefer Mustang convertibles over the new Jaguar. The image includes a man leaning against a black Mustang and an inset image of a pink car with a very flat back.

Congress

34 views · Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a satirical news article featuring a photo of Mitch McConnell. The headline reads: 'Republican Congressmen Worried Trans Member Might Make Coke Orgies Awkward'. The article excerpt states: 'WASHINGTON, D.C. - Multiple Republican senators and representatives expressed worry that adding trans members to Congress would make their monthly coke...'

Hamster

29 views · Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

A picture shows a research lab with three scientists in lab coats. In the foreground, two scientists have their arms raised and their bodies are slightly bent over as if in shock. Behind them is another scientist and all around them are small hamsters with flames coming out of their backs. There is text at the bottom which reads: "Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters. CAMBRIDGE, MA - A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the D..."

Tweet

235 views · Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

Taco

121 views · Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

A wooden box propped up by a stick, with a pile of tacos underneath. A news article about Donald Trump's supposed plan to round up immigrants is overlaid on top of the image.