RapBoat

How do rappers greet each other?

With a high five and a mic drop!

What's a rapper's favorite animal?

RHYMENOCEROS!

Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They drop some HOT BARS!

What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?

"UNBLINGABLE"

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?

Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

Why was the rapper always well-dressed?

Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.

What do you call a rapper who can't swim?

A FLOATER!

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.

Why was the rapper always so confident?

Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!

What did the rapper say to the ATM?

"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his fillings checked.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

What's a rapper's favorite type of car?

A Rhyme Rover.