What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
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FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!