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I am a youtuber and streamer, I play basically anything you can think of, Minecraft, Terraria, sometimes Roblox, and non-professional sports.

Registered on 9/20/2022 · 12 followers · Last active 2 years ago

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what up

A young man is leaning against a textured wall with a slightly smirking expression.

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Stop.

A tweet by Calvin asking why the media isn't reporting on what Zeus looks like without hair or beard, followed by two cartoon images of Zeus, one with his trademark hair and beard and the other with a bald, smooth head.

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Thomas the child.

A split image shows a young child on the left and a face-swapped image of the child with the face of Thomas the Tank Engine on the right. The text above reads: "This is the most cursed faceswap I have ever seen."

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Yes

The image shows the text: "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Below the text there is a close-up of Shaggy with a concerned expression.

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Well.

A news headline reads: Missouri teens steal what they think is cocaine, end up snorting their grandfather's ashes. Below, a young man's mugshot is shown, and under that a comment says: How much did they snort? Half a gran?

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This. Is. Sparta

A cartoon image shows a small baby being thrown into the air by someone whose arms are visible in the lower right corner, with the text 'Spartans when a 3 year old can't bench press a boulder and kill 30 soldiers in 0.5 secs:' above.

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So cute.

A photo shows three characters. On the left, a character with big eyes and orange hair and an orange-yellow striped shirt stands with a big, open smile. In the middle, a young child with dark hair and a dark shirt is being hugged from behind by the third character, a taller one with green hair. The taller character has a blank expression, and there is a poster with the text "LIVE" and "OUR EVER!" to the right of the characters.

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I know where you live.

The image is split into three sections. The top section shows a silhouette of a couple kissing at sunset and the caption reads "KIDS HAVE CRUSHES". The middle section shows a photo of a couple embracing and smiling and the caption reads "MEN HAVE GIRLFRIENDS". The bottom section shows a close up of a blacked-out Mario with glowing eyes, and the caption reads "I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS".

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His name is mark

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Arabians go weeeeee

A small airplane is flying between the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center. The towers are in a city and several bridges are visible in the background.

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Kill the commies

A muscular Spongebob character, seemingly from a video game, stands in front of a building. A speech bubble above him says: "Patrick you filthy communist it's time to pay for your sins."

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InTrEsT

A man smiles in front of a body of water and boats. Text above him says, "Schools after killing all of their students interests, and then blaming it on video games". Below the image is a comment that says, "Remove word "interest" then it will have whole different meaning".

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Ah shit, here they come

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Sharpness V belt

A cartoon image of Squidward from Spongebob with wide eyes and mouth open. The text reads: "Minecraft fans when their dad whips out his sharpness V belt" and a comment reads: "I have a van enchanted with lure III".

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Breathing, defenitly

A meme with an internet poll asking "Which requires more talent?" with the options "TikTok Star" at 2% and "Breathing" at 98%. Below the poll is a picture of Palpatine from Star Wars with the text "I love democracy."

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Defenity peeing with an erection

A poll comparing the difficulty of peeing with an erection versus giving birth. 92% of the votes went to peeing with an erection. Below this, a picture of Palpatine saying "I love democracy."

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Stop

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a young man wearing an FBI hat, looking serious. The caption says "Me: uninstalls tik tok. My FBI agent.". The bottom panel shows a young man crying, wearing headphones. The caption says "My chinese hacker."

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UkRanInE

A picture shows Vladimir Putin pointing his finger with a pen in his hand. The text on the image says: "GIVE THAT MAN A SLICE OF UKRAINE".

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Yep

The image shows Thanos with an evil grin. The text on top says "Me coming back from a 7 day ban and reposting the same meme that got me banned." Thanos' quote is "I am inevitable".

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Yall want some nightmare fuel?

A girl is sitting on Shrek's leg, and both have the face of a person with a mustache.

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