You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Would you like to try African food??
They would too.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I gave a blind kid a gun telling him it was a hair drier.
what do you call it when you get married in panera bread
panera wed
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says "No you are not my son." The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says "Jesus Christ your back!"
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in alabama
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
