Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Beacause the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong- king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said “ I am Chong king. I said I know your name is Chong king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
What did the Americans call the battle of Midway after pearl harbour?
The jap trap
Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
You know you have twisted humour when you crack a smile when a minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the coloured ones
4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists
My friend tried high fiving me left him hanging
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home” they only had one option
Why were the twin towers mad
Because they ordered a cheese pizza but instead the got plane
Why were the twin towers mad?
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
I rate the twin tiwers 9/11 very stable buildings
MU i love your joke but i cut me a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheeze cake, and any thing else i can find.
