Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Worst Jokes Ever
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
Dark humor.
