Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?

A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"

Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."

You learn from the best.

Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

A: Neither of them get to see their parents.

I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."