Urban areas are fill with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause
Me: Spanish teacher why do we need to learn Spanish? Teacher: because you might go to Mexico and start a job Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
what the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh
Boi ur forehead so big i can make a launchpad on that shit
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
U twin towers because I'm tryna ram in u tonight
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40 year old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions
Onions was such a good dog
What do you call a dog with no legs
Doesn’t matter it won’t come to you
What did the titanic say as it was sinking I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge
I have many jokes about unemploymed people- sadly none of them work
I’ll never forget my grandpas last words
Are you still holding the ladder
how are a orphan and baseball different from each other
a baseball game there is a home run
When hitler killed himself he shot himself twice, the first one was operation Barbarossa and the second one was his death
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
ENTER PASSWORD.
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RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
sets fire to computer
