How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open. Woman aren't human anyways... lol
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention? Don't get carried away.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?
How do you know all suicide bombers self identify as being old? They are all boomers in the end
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline
What's suicide bombers' biggest fear? Dying alone
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed? Dial-ISIS
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
the reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant Middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGOUS EXTREMIST. BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.
Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!”, so I started doing the same to them at funerals.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
If I had to rate the attack on the twin towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Mom im i adopted what no ''In head'' No dah bitch
