A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
Why do orphans like to play tennis
Because that’s the only love they will get
What animal can jump the highest
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back
Yo moma so fat that when she bought food she ran out of money
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy
I looked at you and you were bald until I got slapped up by will smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of china.
Me:you have terrible jokes Mum:shows me a mirror
what do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle: motor disease
How to get into politics Fail art school
whats an indians favorite drug beans
Q: why can’t orphans be criminals
A: they are not wanted
a kid named timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike and the kid said i cant use it my butt hurts
whats george floyds newest song i cant breath
What do you call the door that is cute adorable
My asian girlfriend has a wierd name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm tu yung."
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
What is your favorite and a man an amend the rapper
steven hawkinig never used a condom he used a fire wall
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
i saw a monkey outside of school and said a look a monkey i got expelled the next day.
