I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called burger, prince
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi)
Like if u like school (i mean if you don't)
What do German do to ask a question, salute.
God needed and extra 2 hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What’s the difference between a women and a policeman, one of em have rights.
What do you call a shadow : Tyrone don’t be a coon
What’s the worst joke ever, your parent’s relationship.
What do u call a Muslim praying: alluakber
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a black person having a fit : A chocolate milkshake
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny
What is a pedofile's favorite planet?
Uranus
My pp was in the guiness world record book. The librarianthen asked me to take it out.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down
Rape victims suck, literally
