Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.

What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.

(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

What’s long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog’s fingers.

How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

frenid: r u gay me: yes u frenid: no I am bi me: dang it frenid: what me: i like u frenid: ok I like u to