Yo mama so fat, the only letters that show knows are KFC.
Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night Goddammit Jamal
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.
Q: Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with only one hand? A: She moans with the other.
The most unfunniest joke ever made
May
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog’s fingers.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
How do s’mores communicate?
On insta-graham
I said i was going to my flat i really meant ya girl
yo mama so stupid she studied for the covid test.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
frenid: r u gay me: yes u frenid: no I am bi me: dang it frenid: what me: i like u frenid: ok I like u to