Cremation is my only hope for a hot smoking body
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC
What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
Why did the students eat their homework
because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one? The White one actually did it
Yo mama so ugly her self portraits hanged themselves
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz u can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Your forehead is so big it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
your foreheda is so big it makes kanye's ego look small
your forhead is so big its a 20$ taxi ride from your hairlie to your eyebrows
your fore head is so big that it could carry thepassengers of the titanic
Whats an asthma patient’s least favourite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”
what fall's first the emo or the leaf. the leaf the emo was hanging
I tried a Lemonade from my Friend.It tasted fantatastic.
Why do cheetah always win the race because he cheats duh
give me follower instant
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes So she gave me a hug
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said "I know u wanna" Jill said yes, lifted up her dress and then they had some fun but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
How do Chinese people name there kids
They throw pots and pans do the stairs
What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
