Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they're going to tell their parents.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.

My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!