What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
