What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
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How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Kylin fucks his sister.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
