50 shades jokes

Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."

You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.

What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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