Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
You watch 50 shades of gray, and you turn gray in bed.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50-shades of brown.
*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!
watching 50 shades of grey was more painful then my uncle fisting me as a kid.