50 shades jokes

Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."

You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.

What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.