Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
50 Shades Jokes
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
