206 jokes

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.

I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!

I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.

I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

Sans: I am doing something.

Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.