206 Jokes

I have 206 bones in my body but when I look at you I have 207

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

don't break someones heart because they only have one, instead break there bones... they have 206.

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery

SANS you lazy-bones get up and do something. Sans: I am doing something. Papyrus: oh yeah, what. Sans: thinking up a skele-ton of jokes. Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you. Sans: what does someone not have a funny-bone oh wait do you have a bone to pick with me I have 206

what did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said "im gonna break your heart" He says "go ahead your not breaking my 206 healthy bones"

I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower

I somehow broke more than 206

I broke 342

At night before I got in bed with my girl I had 206 bones but I developed a 207th bone