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Bone

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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  • Bone

    Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.

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    Bone

    Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

    Bone

    There are 206 bones in the human body.

    207 when I'm at a nursery.

    Bone

    Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

    Sans: I am doing something.

    Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

    Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

    Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

    Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.

    Skeleton

    What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

    He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

    Bone

    I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.

    I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!

    Bone

    At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.

    Sex

    I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.

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