2024

2024 jokes

Area 51

Scientist time travels into the year 2024.

Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?

Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?

Politics

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.

Memes

Attempt

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

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  • Age

    What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

    - There's 20 of them.

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  • Sex

    What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

    Memes

    Election

    Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.

    A news article with the headline: 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term. Below the headline is the text: POLITICS - Nov 7, 2024 - BabylonBee.com. Underneath is an image of several politicians standing at a podium with the US flag behind them. The woman at the podium is speaking.

    Community

    Poll

    Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".

    Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more

    hey guys, MASSIVE vexbolts unfollowing on 11:59 PM Dec 31st (his TT, insta, etc). the "Let him cook now" meme fell off, so we're keeping him LOW in 2024, cs we needa TAPE his mouth shut so he can hopefully stfu. copy this msg & spread the word so he will hopefully FADE away! (also let's bring the BOP house into 2025 so it'll make him mad)