2024 jokes
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
no fucking goddamn way
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
I FAMOUS NOW GUYS
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Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Community talk
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more
hey guys, MASSIVE vexbolts unfollowing on 11:59 PM Dec 31st (his TT, insta, etc). the "Let him cook now" meme fell off, so we're keeping him LOW in 2024, cs we needa TAPE his mouth shut so he can hopefully stfu. copy this msg & spread the word so he will hopefully FADE away! (also let's bring the BOP house into 2025 so it'll make him mad)
Oxford dictionary word(s/phrase) of 2024