My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
When you name yourself twin towers and the terrorist in Kahoot. Twin towers are on fire The terrorist has a streak of two
can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand up comedian?
What pizza did the twin towers order? A Plane pizza
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge
why are orphans bad at basket ball? because no one is there for them to pass
Why was 10 scared? bc he was in-between 9-11
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared hot wheels
What is a cannibles fav place to eat
Five guys
why cant a orphan see there parents. cuz there is mayo in his dick hole
We where watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said "Man they are really bad at Jenga"
mamma is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you ...
annabeth "Percy waters up with u?"
why was 10 scared because he was inbetweener 9/11
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
Wa do u call a kid in a hot tub Vegetable soup
how do you blindfold an asian? with dental floss.
Why can't orphans be criminals
Because their not wanted
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
