The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus Friend: No? Person: Exactly
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker? I’ve watched fast and furious seven
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
Wots the funniest joke ever? rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
