So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Mickey: I want a divorce! Minney: Are you fricking crazy? Mickey: No, im fricking daisy!
Im gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe biden thinks is possible with a 9mm
Yo edgline go so far back that I can now a lawn perfectly.
A wise man once told me: 'If you poke the bear in prison The bear will happily return the favour, when its times to shower'
why are americans so bad at clash of clans, because they already lost 2 towers
what do you call a squad of emo kids suicide squad
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino ??
El if I know
Twin towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs they got "plain"
Found this girl in Hawaii Put a stick up her ass and she said Ayi
Your hairline so ugly it stretching Down to bikini bottom
Nah c'mon guys we don't let jokes like this fly around here
your mum has very small balls. congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's
I got detention yesterday vecause I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad
One time i saw a kid crying so i asked him where his parents were god i love working at an orphanage
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
