Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Receding Hairline
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Listen up, buttercup. This dude's hairline is receding faster than your chances of winning the lottery. It's gone so far back, he jokes he could use it to mow a lawn. Get it? It's 'cause lawn-mowing needs a straight line, and his hairline is now a straight line in the BACK. You know, like yours will be if you keep using that gas station shampoo?