What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Once I read a book about glue. I couldn't put it down.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Summer wasn't too bad either.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
Why did the computer go to bed? It needed to crash.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
