Why was the orphans first phone a xr
Coz it hAd no home button
Why was the orphans first phone a xr
Coz it hAd no home button
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
I am a God Na, na, na, na, na, na Yeah She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume Half dead, but she still looks so cute She is a monster in disguise And she knows all the words to the trap songs Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What was Stephen Hawking's last words? What's ALS?
imagine. kobe could not
your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy. Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together. Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day. The end.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
full house
a funny joke is not funny after Laughing because then it becomes a porn hub
Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft