Younger audience jokes

Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.

I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.

I never get school shooting jokes.

Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."