Yeller jokes

Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?

A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?

Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.