wtfbear.com jokes

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.

Explain Bear is my favorite.