Willingness jokes
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
Life's too short to want it.
Memes
The happier they get, the less they see.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years?
Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.
