Will to live jokes

what is less than 0?

my will to live.

Me: I have lost it.

Random: Lost what?

Me: My will to live.

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.

Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

My will to live.