Wierd jokes
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
