Wierd jokes

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."

How do you know that your sister is on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes weird.

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!

What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?

An orphan.