Whats tree plus tree jokes

What's tree plus tree?

Sticks!

What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).

What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.

If trees could kill you, they wood.

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.