So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The weelchair.
