Weelchair jokes

Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"

Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"

Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"

Grandma: "Exactly."

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

How do you name a disabled Asian?

Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.

A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.