Weelchair jokes

A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

What is a great 👍 for?

Fun.

The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.

People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.