Weelchair jokes

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

How do you name a disabled Asian?

Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.