Wales jokes

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

Me: So you two girls are from England?

Girls: Wales.

Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

Beach whales.

A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.

When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.

Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.