Wales jokes

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Me: So you two girls are from England?

Girls: Wales.

Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.

When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"

Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?

I was talking to my Welsh friend the other day, and he suddenly started talking Welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke.