Wales jokes

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

Beach whales.

Me: So you two girls are from England?

Girls: Wales.

Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.

A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.

When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"