Waddler jokes
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.