Waddler jokes

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

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What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

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I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!