Violent jokes
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.