Vintage book cover jokes

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.